OHMYGODDDDDDDDDDD AHAHAHAHAHHAHAIJSAKJDFHSFHEJKFHE I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
PLEASE WATCH EVERYONE
Pain is always funnier when it’s fat people getting hurt.
Wtf is going on here? Lmao
(Source: literallysame)
Via Le Petit Amoureux
How well do u know your man?
His age: 38
His Middle Name: Michael
How long have you been together? 3 years
How long did you know each other before you started dating? Not long
What physical feature attracted you to him first? His eyes
Hair color: Dark blonde
Eyes: Blue
RELATIONSHIP STUFF:
Are you “in love”: Yes, were married.
Do your parents like him: Yes
Does it matter? Yes
Do you trust him? Yes
Does he let you wear his shoes? They are WAY to big : )
Do you have a shirt of his that you sleep with? Yes
Can you picture having kids with him? Yes
Does he have a temper? Sometimes
Are you happy to be with him? Yes
SOME OTHER STUFF:
Does he have any tattoos? Yes
Does he have any scars that you know of? Yes
Is he a party dude or stay at home kind of guy? Stay at home
Is he Outgoing or Shy?: Shy
Would he hang out with YOUR friends? Yes
Does he sing? No
Does he snore? Yes
Do you like his friends? Yes
Do you know how to turn him on? I think this is a private question.
How many times a day do you tell him you love him? Too many to count : )
Basics
Name: Nicole Schmidt Age: 27 Location: Mesa, AZ Hair Color: Red-Violet Brown Eye Color: Hazel
Have you ever:
stood in a crop circle? No thrown up for drinking too much? Yuck, Yes made yourself throw up? Yes said fuck to your parents? Yes slept naked? Yes gone streakin? No gone skinny dipping? Yes if so, where? Lots of places
Can you….
do a front walkover? A what?
rap? No
walk on your hands? No
cry on command? No
Are you….
preppy? No
snobby? No
lazy? Sometimes
hyper? Sometimes
easily shaken up? No
This is Luna, my FLV+ kitten that my Husband and I adopted from Animal Control here in Phoenix, AZ. She is the most amazing, funny, lovable cat I have ever had the chance to love.








